Nov 6, 2008

Computing the Fetus' Age

I am fortunate that Erbe didn't ever question if Paige is really her daughter. You see, I've just found out that there are men who are really stupid. They don't know how a fetus age is calculated.

You don't count from the time you had sex! You count from the time your wife or girlfriend had her last menstruation. Idiot!


Let me illustrate it to obtuse idiots. So, for example --

Your girlfriend or wife had her first day of menstruation on March 17.
She did the dirty deed with you on March 27.
Thereafter, she found out she was pregnant.

Don't accuse her of cheating if the doctor says the fetus' age is one week more than you think it should be. Don't count from March 27, idiot! You count from March 17 to calculate your baby's age in case the woman gets pregnant! Don't insist that the baby is not yours! You'd only look like an idiotic fool. *sigh

3 Gorgeous People Said --:

ruthinian said...

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Tinggay said...

lol. visiting now! thanks ruthi!

Anonymous said...

heheheh! ang galing naman :) di ko rin alam yan eh :)