THE NAGGER AND THE DEAF

I have been accused of two things that women generally do not like to be accused of.

First. That I am a nagger.
Second. That I am a demanding nitwit. (I added the nitwit.. :D)

I do admit to the tendencies..

sue me!

but i discovered two things about men:
first. They pretend to listen when you are nagging.
Sedond. You can demand all you want and they would pretend their listening while you are demanding.

Men are deafs when they conveniently like to be.