I am a mother but not a nanay

Fact:

I am married.

and yes, I am on the hefty side these days.

But darn it, you don't call me "nay!"

Geeze!

The trike driver called me that twice this morning while going to my review class.

I restrained myself from clubbing him on the head.

Nay!

Do I look like I'm practically menopausal?!

*snort