Rats -- I Hate Them!

Cute little bugger, right?

Wrong!

Rats - they're disgusting. Period. This is probably why I was not able to fully appreciate the Ratatouille movie. The thought of a rat handling my food -- just disgusting. The most icky part of the movie was that scene where hundreds of little rats were all over the kitchen, cooking. ew.ew.ew.

I am supposed to be asleep, but earlier at 2 in the morning, the lamp shade fell and then this was followed by Erbe's horrified scream. Apparently, a huge rat walked on his face. Ew.ew.ew.

Now, I can't sleep -- I'm obsessing over that blasted rat. I had Erbe scoured for him all over the room, but we couldn't find the little bugger. Oh, well. I have to get one of our six cats to look for that disgusting creature. Yes, we have s-i-x cats. The mother cat just keep popping them out. My mother used to dispose of cats, but after she accidentally committed cat genocide, she has ceased disposing of cats. She just tolerates them. Unfortunately, all of them are USELESS! They just go around ignoring the huge farm rats. I can't blame them -- the rats are so huge you can liken them to cows.☺ I won't mess with cows if I were a little itty bitty cat.

Anyway, enough about cats, rats, and cows.

I am still obsessed over Twilight -- nothing has changed with regard to that, except now, I keep seeing Quentin Tarantino's face every time I look at Robert Pattinson and I have Tinay to thank for that. Hmp.

It's like with Shane West. I loved the movie a Walk to Remember, but Erbe ruined that for me as well. He told me Shane West looks like Vhong Navarro. O.K. I can't very well go gaga over a Vhong Navarro look alike, right? Geeze.

I'm going back to work now. Signing off!




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