Feb 27, 2013

Get Over It Already

Last Christmas, Erbe gave me an android tablet and I was in love with it. It amused and pleased me. It made me happy. We slept together. It was my little boyfriend. And "was" is the operative word because today I broke it beyond repair. I'm depressed. It feels like I've lost my virginity all over again. Yes, it was that precious.

I ate a bar of cadbury to ease the pain, felt guilty about the blasted calories, so I scrubbed floors vigorously for an hour. I thought the endorphins would help. They didn't.  I'm just so sad. It's freaking stupid.

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