I woke up at 6 a.m. with Paige peering down at my face, slobbering.
So I groggily picked her up to give her to her yaya.
But I realized that I had to pee...badly.
But Mama was already inside the comfort room.
All I can say is that it is not a good morning to pee while staring at your mother's ass.
Not at all.
No, we're not dysfunctional.
Just weird.
And you know whats even more strange?
I am used to looking at my mama's ass.
Chalk it up to her weird sex education methods.
