I went a couple of hours ago to use the phone... My daughter cried so I rushed back inside the room.
I could have just died from heart attack that exact second.
She had climbed up the table.
A mere second and she could have fallen and cracked her head.
I went back out an hour ago to use the phone...
As I was busy talking...
Somebody knocked.
I shouted for the person to come inside.
So he did...
Pulling a HUGE pig behind him.
that happily trudge along. I could practically hear the pig say, "Hello. Maki-agi man po... Just going to screw your mama's pig."
*sigh.