fornicators

my mama's pissed.

Our help, Liz, has a relationship with mama's chicken grill "boy", Tonyo.

Everyday, they'd be walking around morose... like zombies... almost sleeping on their feet.

You could just imagine what they do all night long to leave them this exhausted in the morning.

But well, my mother's pissed and thinking of ways to blast her wrath on these fornicators (as she suspects).

Fornicators.

Funny.

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Zoo 101

Countdown.

The pig is in labor.

How did Mama know that?

Well, erm... the vagina is pretty swollen and red.

Geeze.

Huwaaaat??!

Did I say vagina??!?!?

Our house is turning to a freakin' zoo, but if my mother's happy, so be it.

It doesn't end with the talk of pig's vagina.

The pup ate the ducklings, which prompted my mother to beat the hell out of the little pup.

Did I say that our guests would have the novelty of watching puppies and ducks sitting in front of them because mama allows these puppies and ducks to lazily cavort inside the house. People's reactions generally amuse me.

There are guests who just simply ignore them.

Others look at them with disdain, albeit conspicously.

What do I do?

I screamed at the blasted animals.

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Ang Lista Ko

I am still wondering if I would be able to vote.
My family FORCED me to register in a far-flung barrio, our Lola's hometown, which is about a 2-hour ride from here.
Geeze.

Anyways, here is my list of senators:
1.
2.
3. (This three spots are taken by the Kapatiran.)
4. Chiz Escudero.
5. Noynoy Aquino
6. Alan Cayetano
7. Kiko Pangilinan
8. Ed Angara
9. Joker Arroyo

This is where I stop 'coz I hate all the rest.
I'm considering Manny Villar but Rarye worked for him before and I kinda got a bad feedback on him.

I honestly don't like Legarda sa pagbalimbing nia nung 2004 elections.

I like Sonia Roco, but not just enough. I'm really not impressed with her.

Sa local elections...

Our mayor, Robredo, has been in the news lately.
It's ironic that I like him for being against the hateful evil Louie Villafuerte but Robredo's corruption has not escaped me as well.

I loath, abhor, detest, hate, vomit...
1. Villafuerte.
2. Pichay.
3. Mike Defensor.

They're like the Dwarf's hatchet men.

Chavit Singson. He's a joke.

By the way, please vote for Akapin (Alyansa ng may Kapansanang Pinoy). These people are really the UNREPRESENTED marginalized sector.
Also, please consider Abakada Guro. Well, they're the party list of my reviewers. hehe.

I found this entry in Bryan Boy's blog. Really interesting.

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I got a comment

At first I approved it but then I noticed that it was an anonymous comment.
As all bloggers know, anonymous comments are from pathetic cowards who want to take a shot at you under the shroud of cowardice, er anonymity.
so, never mind...
I figured, I'd only post comments from people who have the guts to leave their REAL names.
It's funny how some people just can't move on, huh?
or how people get satisfaction from leaving pathetic little comments on your blog and feel immense satisfaction out of getting away with insulting you anonymously.
Anonymously. Take note.
It's like they think that by doing that, somehow their sad little lives will be much better.
They read your blog.
They look at your friendster profile.
And for what?
Geeze.
It's just fuckin' pathetic.
and sad.
but still pathetic.

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