Life has been...well, rather predictable. It's a happy life, but it's a predictable one. Even ghosts and helpers scratching each other's eyes out are predictable. But every now and then, something unexpected happens..so, I blog.
Earlier this morning, we decided to eat lunch at Greenwich after Paige's event. While eating, Riley wanted to go "pee-pee". So, I grabbed her and ran to the bathroom. It was occupied, so we had to wait for a bit. While waiting, this old lady arrived and waited as well. When the door opened, she tried to get through first. I knew I had to give in, but I was holding a toddler who was all too ready to pee. I figured, old bat vs. my daughter, daughter wins hands down, so I nudged her to the side, and entered the door, but the old lady followed immediately and locked the door behind her. I had no time to close the door, and Riley was already peeing in her undies! So, I had to set her down on the toilet fast. The old lady stood behind me and started making the "whish..whish..whish..." sound to get Riley to probably work her bladder faster.
So, anyway, after Riley finished peeing, I grabbed her, stood her by the sink to remove her undies. It is at this point that I saw the old lady, lift her skirt, whipped her panties to the side and started to pee. She did not remove her panties. She just grabbed the cloth covering her crotch, whipped it to the side and peed! Yes, I saw it and everything else that cannot be unseen. Que horror!
"Ugh."
Obviously, we couldn't get out just yet. So, I stood there, holding Riley, stared at the door and marveled at my amazing luck. I was not in the mood for an Old Lady's Vagina day, but well, that was what Fate had in store for me. I kept biting my tongue until she finished with her Amazon River-like pee. And when she finally finished, I rushed outside and started laughing and laughing.
