Bubba-Gump Restaurant

Chino Yray left a comment on my post on Forrest Gump and his comment about the possibility of Forrest Gump actually owning the bubba-Gump restaurant led me to research on it.

Surprise! Surprise! There really is a Bubba-Gump resto.

But no Chino, the resto's name is inspired by the movie. No real Forrest Gump actually existed and created the resto in memorry of Bubba and his million shrimp recipes. : )

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Explaining it to Billy Warhol

I AIM TO DO WHAT IS IMPOSSIBLE simply means, "Hell yeah, I am really stupid."

For a woman who was able to go through law school unscathed, I could be the dumbest ever.

Truth is the title of my blog was coined after I burnt my armpits while I was ironing.

And it was the armpit of my right hand holding the iron.

So, if I am not really stupid its ALMOST IMPOSSIBLE to distort my arm to burn my freakin' armpits.

Yeah, trust me it is.

So, I'm sorry to disappoint you if you had fancy notions about how I got the title of my blog.

But, well yeah, I'm all up to wishing that the impossible could happen -- peace on earth. high peso value. super duper multiple orgasms. :)

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Jesus Died

and my penance?

I work, restlessly pounding on my keyboard like there is no tomorrow.
Supposedly, the whole freakin' country is on vacation.(I dont understand that. Jesus died, so yeah, let's hit the beach, don on our bikinis and have lots of fun.
That's stupid.) but well, as I was saying, I am working.
It really sucks.

The whole city is closed. No shopping malls. Just some restos offering all meaty delicacies, which are forbidden right now.

I have just finished a dozen files and now I am starting on another batch due tomorrow.

I am a content writer by the way.
I write all sorts of articles for companies websites. I have done all sorts of articles -- poker, vacation spots, offshore banking, shipping, name it.
It's actually fun just to stay at home and pound on your keyboard.

But hell, I gotta take the bar exam soon and pass it so I could be a lawyer, screw people, put some behind bars, and have the time to hit the beach while Jesus dies as well.

Letter to Jesus

Dear Jesus,

I am a horrible woman. Forgive my blasphemy and forgive those dancing in Boracay right now while you are suffering on the cross.

Amen.

Love,
An extremely exhausted woman from a Third World Country

*sigh

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Run Forrest Run!

I love this movie. I just love it.
I don't know how many times I have seen it, but everytime it is on, I never fail to watch it.
I practically have memorized the freakin' dialogues.
No, the story will not win any Nobel Prize, but I couldn't care less.
I just LOVE it. Period.

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Facts I learned about Jose Rizal

It's actually interesting..

I have forgotten the stories that Settie once told me about Rizal, his sex life and his women...

Anyways, I learned:

1. Rizal's father was a womanizer who slept with their help. Well, that's what Zeke of PBB2 claims. He's the descendant of Rizal's father. Bastard grandson. The picture is Francisco Mercado -- Rizal's sexually busy father.

Geeze. Imagine that. When I was in grade school, I had this wholesome image in my mind of Rizal's father and to think he was screwing the help when Rizal's mama was aslept!

2. Rizal was actually never married to Josephine Bracken. They were shacking up together! Why the hell didn't Madam who-ever told us that when we were in Grade school rather than painting some cozy picture.

3. There is some doubt about whether Rizal's son/daughter to Josephine Bracken actually lived. Was it really miscarriaged? Why is there no actual documentation where it was buried by Rizal when there are documentations of almost everything about his life on his diaries?

4. Rizal's family loathed J.B.

5. Lastly, RIZAL IS NOT HITLER'S FATHER!!!

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