Mar 31, 2009

The Nanny Tales

Over the past two years, we have had 35 nannies for Paige. yes, 35. Just this past three months alone, we had 3! I don't remember their names. I don't even remember their faces, but I sure as hell remember the weird characters.

First, there was Annie. She's the one who would repeatedly slapped Paige every time my daughter irritates her. She sure tested my tendencies to kill and I passed with flying colors. That one was in-love with one of our drivers. She's the one who would take a bath three times a day and these times correspond to the hours the driver would drop by the house.

Then there was the nanny who kept crying. She cried all the time. ALL.THE.TIME. The minute she wakes up in the morning, she'd start crying until she sleeps at night. She sure hell pushed my buttons.

Then there was the nanny who stayed for two days. I was so irritated with her that I literally dragged her ass out of the house. At that time, my sister had already left for UK and so my mother decided to let her stay in my sister's room. That one was weird. She regarded the room as her own. She took my sister's pictures out of the frames and placed her own pictures with her effing boyfriend! My sister's phone also came quite handy for her. She kept calling people. We'd find her lying down at 9 o'clock in the morning when she should be working!

I can't even remember the rest.

The worst though was Jocelyn who just left.

She wants to come back but my mom dislikes her immensely. To prevent anyone else from her barrio to take her place here, she keeps telling everyone how allegedly bad the condition here is. She actually tells people that Erbe and my father walk around the house in their briefs (yes, briefs!) all day!!! I know that seems funny, but I was so effing mad I wanted to bloody scalp her head. If I was furious, you can just imagine my father's The King of Porn and Erbe's The Prince of Porn reactions.

*sigh




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