WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS

I saw this email from Erbe's inbox. Okay, I snooped. There! Are you happy? Well, anyway, this one was from my friend -- MY friend. Okay, I know that does not excuse me. Still.

Well, are you going to read or not?!

Here it is! Enjoy!

WHY MEN DON'T WRITE ADVICE COLUMNS

Dear Robert,

I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving
my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't driven more
than 5 miles down the road when the engine conked out and the car
shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom
with the neighbors' daughter. I'm 32, my husband is 34, and the
neighbors' daughter is 22. We have been married for ten years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I'd
leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he
has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very
much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become
increasingly distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't
get through to him any more.

Can you please help?

Sincerely, Sheila


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Dear Sheila:

A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused b y a
variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that there is no
debris in the fuel line. If it's clear, check the vacuum pipes and
hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding wires. If
none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the fuel
pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the injectors.

I hope this helps.

Robert

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