I swear! Owning chicken grills turns you off from grilled chickens. It doesn't matter if they are just taken off the grill. We can't sell every freaking chicken, so when the boys come home at the end of the day, you can bet your ass they would have several unsold grilled chickens. So, they won't get spoiled, we have to eat them for breakfast, lunch and dinner!
Imagine eating grilled chickens almost everyday for the last 3 years!
It has come to that point where our distaste of grilled chickens has reached a certain level of absurdity - humorous absurdity.
Me: Ma, maluto akong lumpia. Pero sarong kilo lang dai kabali si mga para-manok.
Mamu: Ha? Ay! di bale na lang, si manok na lang sainda. (A pause) Ne, sabi ko daa, si manok na lang sainda. Isipun mo yan.
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Nana Viol: Manay, may mga tada pa pong manok. Mamu: Pira pa?
Nana Viol: Lima pa po.
Mamu: Dai na naman lang yan kakarakanun, ipanao mo na lang dian sa kataraid.
The neighbors were very happy indeed.
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Me: Nana Viol, ano po ulam ta? Nana Viol: Si manok tere tig-paksiw ko.
Me: Arin pong manok? Si lechon?
Nana Viol: Iyo.
Me: Aay.. habo ko na po kayan.
Nana Viol: Ay, may tuyo pa dian kung gusto mo?
Me: Ay, iyo na lang po ito. May lemon po?
Who would have thought, right?
2 Gorgeous People Said --:
nagugutom ako iyo. inimagine ko tlga na pirmi dakul grilled chicken. naghaldat si tulak ko pero nakasmile ako.hehe..tinayf
hehe... sorry!
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