life goes on..blah..blah..blah...

It has been a while since i have written anything down.. duh?!
so what have i been up to?
1. I had my final exams..
-----> i am what u call a freaking law student. soon, u can call me a shark, an alligator, a crocodile, a sleazy human being 'coz (*sigh) that ladies and gentleman is what they think i will be. Lawyers are.. u know. oh, screw u!
2. erbe got sick.
-----> what does that entails? oh, u know, just basically being his slave.. on his beck and call, following his whims, while i control all the raging and sadistic inclinations to strangle him while he just really becomes a pain in the ass.. and what keeps me going is the thought that i am going to make him bloody pay.. hehehe..He did! :D
3. I had my heart broken.
-----> Seriously, when somebody u love betray and hurt u.. u really can feel it actually physically feel it that ud be writhing in physical pain.. "I never really thought that my heart can break, until i felt the first piece break away.."

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Bessie..

Once upon a time a little girl was born..

and her name is tin..as she prefers to be called (considering her real name is maria salvacion..liitan natin para di makita..hahaha! )

this little girl grew up and we became bestfriends.

---> patawarin niyo ang mabilis na pagtakbo ng kwento dahil talaga namang walang kwento... :)

and I am one damn lucky daughter of adam and eve and descendant of all the prophets in the bible!

Bes..
... is kind. She is the type of person that is so kind.. if she doesn't have that sense of humor, she'd be boring!
... is funny. She could snort her way to stardom with that god-awful laugh of hers! really does not match her face.
... is intelligent. Well if aint that sucks! beauty and brain to boot!
... is beautiful. Yep, she has like millions and millions of beauty titles to her name!

And I sound like a freaking homosexual.

I..
...am a bitch. No, i don't eat kids and push grandmama's down the stairs, in fact i love them, but i am not going to win the Ms. Friendship title anytime soon.
...am funny. Hah! she doesn't get it all! :)
...intelligent. Downright i am! who dares to argue?! (nasan na yung samurai ko dito..)
...beautiful?????? (kailangan ba talagang anim na question mark?) ERBE!!! help!!!!

my point is we're totally so different.
i jump on lakes without thinking, she hesitates for like a thousandth time, testing the waters before she would.
i say what i want to say, do what i want to do, she thinks first. (She's basically a thinker, yeah..)
My boyfriends are downright cute, especially my baby.. she.. hahahahaha! (kiddin bessie!)

I don't really know where this is going.. but i just wanted to write about my bessie who is like the greatest bes in the whole freaking screwed up universe.. so here it is..

Bes, this one is for u.

Miss u much. and sorry i haven't been able to write. too busy.

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THE NAGGER AND THE DEAF

I have been accused of two things that women generally do not like to be accused of.

First. That I am a nagger.
Second. That I am a demanding nitwit. (I added the nitwit.. :D)

I do admit to the tendencies..

sue me!

but i discovered two things about men:
first. They pretend to listen when you are nagging.
Sedond. You can demand all you want and they would pretend their listening while you are demanding.

Men are deafs when they conveniently like to be.

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Prince Charming should die.

I grew up with these crazy fairy tales in my head that really made me expect and set impossible pictures of a prince who'd come in charging on a white horse and rescue me from the evil witch!

(Technically though, where do you get witches and castles nowadays?! Or a white horse for that matter? They cost shit of bucks!)

Bah! It's them friggin' princes who need rescuing! (No, my boyfriend did not piss me off.)

Anyways, my repertoire really is not on princes and how pathetically weak they really are!

It is more of how politically incorrect fairy tales are.

For instance, let's take that friggin thief Jack who climb up the beanstalk.. Who the hell made him a hero? What did he do? He is a bloody criminal! He took the friggin harp and the goose from the giant! And was he contented with just being a mere thief?

No!!! He went ahead and murder the poor giant!

A thought: I wonder why the giant in this story was so particular with the English man?? "Fi fie foe! I smell the blood of an englishman.." why not spanish? american? chinese?

Then there is Cinderella? that freaking sleeping beauty? and Snow White? The story always goes like this.. "There was a beautiful girl..."

Can they be for once, just bloody once, be freaking ordinary?!?!?! I know u'd argue that i am being too literal right? well, who do u tell these stories to? KIDS?!? Have u ever heard of anyone under 7 year of age writing a dissertation on these fairy tales?! nope.. let's leave the kids thinking that only beautiful girls win the bloody wimpy princes..Geeze!

Why can't Cinderella meet the Prince while she was cleaning the bloody fireplace with soots on her face?

And then there is that princess and the pea story... do u really have to feel a bloody pea beneath layers and mounds of blankets before u could actually marry a friggin prince?! geeze!

Well, there are a lot of stories that would make you raise your eyebrows...

Fairy tales, bah!

They should have written a fairy tale for lesbians and gays, I say!

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you do not kick a person when he's down like this..

do u?
so i am wondering why some people still feels the need to kick somebody's ass while the person is down?
i guess it also explains why Hitler had the whole German race murdered the poor 6 million jews..
and sometimes.. i think..
Hitler continues to live in some freakin' people's heart.

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