An illegal immigrant may have infected over 100 women with HIV.
You should definitely read this news. Apparently, this guy was a patron of two nightclubs in Leicester - the now-defunct Dark Club and the Burlington Club. I'm sorry but if you ever had unprotected sex with anyone from these clubs since 2002. You should definitely consider having yourself checked for HIV.
Elizabeth Fritzi Got Pregnant Eight Times!
Apparently, her monster of a father got her pregnant, not seven times but eight times. He also forced her to watch pornographic movies and made her reenact the scenes with him. The indictment papers leaked to the press so more horrible stories came out. It's amazing how she could have survived the horrors.
Second Life Lovers Got Engaged!
This is an interesting read. Let's just say that the virtual world can really get out of hand.
Man Who Got Pregnant Is Pregnant Again!
Okay, that's what the headlines say. For god sakes though! He/she is not a man! Okay, he/she is technically a man by law. But he/she has uterus for goodness sakes! UTERUS! She's a freaking woman with no boobs. This is not news! It's like reporting that Sarah Palin has no brains. We don't have to state the obvious.
Hello Ice Age!
I don't mean to take this lightly. It's actually pretty serious. I may be dead when Ocean World actually happens but it depresses me to think of my poor grand grand grand grand grand children diving underwater to get sands to pay for food.
Goodbye Grey Hair
Apparently, a drug has been discovered that can restore your crowning glory into its former glorious color. Well, before menopause caught up on you and turned your head white or grey. Yey! That's good news for me!
Oprah's House in Danger of Burning
I'm sorry. Apparently, numerous houses are burning in California. Those blasted wildfires. It's devastating to lose your home. I can't imagine what those families must be feeling right now. Stay strong! You are in my prayers.
ET must live there!
I forgot where ET supposedly resides. It's interesting to know that with the advancement of science, the universe is slowly being revealed to us. I believe there are aliens. God created the universe. It's freaking huge. It's arrogant for anyone to think that God created only humans or earthling -- well, you know what I mean.
Maternity Ward the Philippine Way
Hey! We made the news. Unfortunately, it does not really put us in a good light. As usual. Crap.
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