Weirder and Still Panty-less Nana Delia

I once wrote a post on my weird and panty-less Nana Delia. The other day, she dropped by for another visit. Again, she was a major stinkO because apparently, it has been days since she last took a bath. God she smelled like she was carrying a thousand dead rats!

Nana Delia is a fanatical Catholic. She defines the word "fanatic". If the word walks, Nana Delia is it. Every nook and crook of her little house has pictures of Jesus and Mary pasted on them. In fact, she practically wallpapered their walls with religious pictures. She even has pictures of Jesus and Mary pasted on chairs and tables! And she has images and statues of Mary and Jesus all around the house. They would bring any Protestant into an epileptic fit.

Nana Delia does not believe in banks. She keeps her money rolled in a huge hanky tied around her waist. But if you really want to know where she keeps half of her money, try to knock down her house' walls. One time, her husband thoroughly irritated with her garbage, burned down a lot of things. You could practically hear Nana Delia crying the whole barrio down. Her poor husband was dismayed to know that he also inadvertently burned thousands of money she stored in those garbages. And if you want to know where she keeps the rest, try UNDER THE GROUND.

Anyway, she stayed only for a night. She still refused to take a bath, still refused to wear panties, still refused to sleep with a pillow or a blanket. She went home the next day bringing about twenty bottles of empty vinegar bottles with her. She was like a walking Christmas tree. Walking -- yes, she prefers walking. If she can avoid riding any public transport utilities, she would. Well, if you could smell her, you would prefer her walking too than sitting next to you.