Responding to B's Stupidity

I just got a comment for this post. After reading the anonymous comment, I decided to give it its own post. Why delete it or leave it hidden when I can have fun with it?! Besides, it was anonymous but we all know who really wrote it, right?







Anyway, here is the comment --

Wow,ang ganda naman ng mga sinusulat mo ASK ko lang sigurado ka bang guilty sya?kasi parang hindi.

-- Well, honey, do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Do you have the IQ of an amoeba? Well, it's either you're B or you are the growth in his side for you to have the guts to actually say that.


At saka bakit hindi mo pangalanan yung tinatawag mong ate L? nahihiya ka ba na makilala sya?

-- Well, no, I am just protecting her. I don't give a flying leap about his reputation. He made his bed. He should sleep on it.


at saka sigurado ka bang walang pagkukulang ang ate L mo? Kasi sabi nga nila kadalasan naghahanap ng iba ang mga lalaki kapag may mali sa babae.

-- Oh, great excuse! Why don't you grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass. You've just setback women's lib with that brainless comment.


at saka bakit parang puro kasiraan lang nila ang mga sinasabi mo? siguro naman hindi santa ang ate L mo para hindi sya magkamali

-- Really! Well, careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! She's my Ate -- why the hell would I write anything bad about her?! The thought defies rationality. Why don't you put up a blog and do the writing yourself. Sheesh!

Besides, she's not screwing some twat like her husband is. Also, she is not pregnant with anybody else's child. Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.


at isa pa hindi halata na nag aral ka ng law ha!kasi talo mo pa ang hindi nakatungtong ng GRADE-1 sa ginagawa mo hindi ganyan ang mga nag aral ng law. kasi hindi nagsasalita ng ganyan or nag susulat ng mga ganyan ang mga lawyer o nakapag aral ng law dahil alam nila maling mali yun.

-- Oh, you must know a lot of lawyers then? Well, sue me. Cite the laws I've violated and I'll tell you I don't give an eff. And oh yeah, keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! I know you are either The Ass or The Twat. Ironically, the man who brings his mistress to his and his wife's apartment to live there and passed the mistress as his cousin is in no position to judge what's wrong or right. Asshole.

At para naman sa mga READERS. dapat pag aralan nyo muna ang mga sinusulat nya bago kayo mag comment.

-- Earth, the idiot is referring to your comment.


Kasi hindi naman talaga tama na isulat mo ang private life ng iba lalo na kung CONFIDENTIAL tama ba ko?

- Well, from whose point of view? I wrote this from the point of view of Ate. And she's fine with it. It's not confidential to her. She's not screwing a brainless twit.

There!

Well, what can I say? I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.

By the way, do you want me to post all your pictures? Why don't you remove them online. All the evidences that can be used against you in court are all over the Internet. Any similarity between you and a human with brains is purely coincidental!

Need proof?